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Chris | 14 | Grand Wizard of Salamanders | If you need someone to talk to for any reason, talk to me. I don't mind staying up until 2 am talking with you if it means that you're safe and you don't hurt yourself.


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Reblogged from dammitmishaa

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

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Reblogged from agenttdunham

breakingdeadlock:

agenttdunham:

  • fetuses do not think
  • they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
  • they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
  • they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
  • they do not “realize what is happening”

And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts

people who claim that fetuses do all of the above do it basically to force guilt onto women and thats the cheapest thing u can do

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Reblogged from sourgoat

featherblack:

sourgoat:

Things that need to stop being in kid shows.

"I can’t lose to a girl"

"I can’t believe I lost to a girl"

"you let a girl beat you"

If you keep showing these types of mindsets to kids they’re going to think they should think that way as well.

Exactly.

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Reblogged from ukeaco
repunkin:

2econdp2iioniic:

shavemeinthemorning:

operamatic:

ukeaco:

I would just like to point out that the beginning and end of Spirited Away creep me out in the most delicious way possible. I’ve always been a fan of fairy tales, and not just the Grimm and Anderson stuff, almost all my life. Like the honestly faerie court stories.
Themes you see in those reflect strongly in this movie, and comparing them side by side just makes it that much more stark.
Often times you hear that if you get sucked into the fairy realm, you shouldn’t eat their food. It gives them power over you. More often than not, heroes finally escape the fairy realm after what they perceive to be a very short time (a night or a week)…

…only to find that seasons or years have passed.

‘Hey, it’s all dusty in here. Is this someone’s idea of a joke?’

CRAPPING SHIT I WHY HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS

This always freaked me out a little as a kid. Like the OP, I couldn’t help but wonder how long REALLY passed. I always pretended it was something like a week but… Judging by that moss, I can’t say for sure.

A week? Try much MUCH /MUCH/ longer. The plants are a good indicator but a better one is the statue. We’re seeing it from the same angle in each shot. Look in the first one before she enters, it’s not NEW but you can tell what it is.
Now look at the second frame. It’s so eroded it’s just a dull, flat stone.
That thing is solid stone, that must have taken up to, if not more than, a DECADE to wear down that much.
Not to mention that there are new trees next to the car. Just remember how long it actually takes for trees to grow real quick.
Evidence is suggesting they were in there for maybe around 20-30 years.

the entrance changed too??? instead of smooth, red wall, it’s bricked and a beige color

repunkin:

2econdp2iioniic:

shavemeinthemorning:

operamatic:

ukeaco:

I would just like to point out that the beginning and end of Spirited Away creep me out in the most delicious way possible. I’ve always been a fan of fairy tales, and not just the Grimm and Anderson stuff, almost all my life. Like the honestly faerie court stories.

Themes you see in those reflect strongly in this movie, and comparing them side by side just makes it that much more stark.

Often times you hear that if you get sucked into the fairy realm, you shouldn’t eat their food. It gives them power over you. More often than not, heroes finally escape the fairy realm after what they perceive to be a very short time (a night or a week)…

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…only to find that seasons or years have passed.

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‘Hey, it’s all dusty in here. Is this someone’s idea of a joke?’

CRAPPING SHIT I WHY HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS

This always freaked me out a little as a kid. Like the OP, I couldn’t help but wonder how long REALLY passed. I always pretended it was something like a week but… Judging by that moss, I can’t say for sure.

A week? Try much MUCH /MUCH/ longer. The plants are a good indicator but a better one is the statue. We’re seeing it from the same angle in each shot. Look in the first one before she enters, it’s not NEW but you can tell what it is.

Now look at the second frame. It’s so eroded it’s just a dull, flat stone.

That thing is solid stone, that must have taken up to, if not more than, a DECADE to wear down that much.

Not to mention that there are new trees next to the car. Just remember how long it actually takes for trees to grow real quick.

Evidence is suggesting they were in there for maybe around 20-30 years.

the entrance changed too??? instead of smooth, red wall, it’s bricked and a beige color

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Reblogged from qtiest

inheritedloss:

vulpes-vulpix:

qtiest:

ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love

excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.

You:

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Reblogged from radcoffee

radcoffee:

stop having an anime superiority complex u dbags seriously

just because someone really enjoys snk or free, or that basketball anime doesnt make their taste any less valid than yours just because you like old anime with shitty shonen animation

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Reblogged from baruchsbalthamos

gearstation:

sacredassbutt:

baruchsbalthamos:

Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

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ahem.

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Reblogged from between-caffeine-andnicotine

blvckpoison:

between-caffeine-andnicotine:

fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter. 

so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.

This needs to be shared

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Reblogged from luthien-ar-feiniel
heathenfairytale:

willowbambi:

luthien-ar-feiniel:

”Tolkien in Middle-Earth” by Hildebrandt Brothers

Oh my god.

This is fantastic!

heathenfairytale:

willowbambi:

luthien-ar-feiniel:

”Tolkien in Middle-Earth” by Hildebrandt Brothers

Oh my god.

This is fantastic!

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Reblogged from no-short-ass-gods

libertinem:

They’d both been in a serious traffic accident early that morning but even with whiplash they both delivered a hell of a performance.

(Source: no-short-ass-gods, via avengetheworld)

Reblogged from ediebrit

note-a-bear:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT.

SHOTS FIRED.

holy shit that went deep

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Reblogged from coolator

pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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Reblogged from yorshs

dicaeopolis:

complicatedfeels:

quietrooms-and-loudmusic:

I’m starting to see a pattern…

is karkat shirt

IS NEPETA DEER RESISTANT

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Reblogged from puddletumbles

puddletumbles:

steven is so adorable

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such a chubby lil cute patoot

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w-woah teenage steven you’re not lookin too bad 

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DAMN SON YOU’RE GETTIN HOTTER

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wait slow down man this is a lil too muc-

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DANNY DEVITO I LOVE YOUR WORK

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